All the movie stunts
This section will be about all of the action movie stunts.
Kick the bloody door down!
The most classic action movie move is the kick the door in. You've seen it in every movie you've been watching since childhood. Good Guys and Baddies have been kickin' in doors since forever. I bet you've probably thought about trying it, hell maybe you've already tried it. Those wooden doors, the non-metal doors, I bet were easy to kick down. Just put your boot heel in the right spot and boom you're in the room. Or more realistically you kick the door and break your bloody leg.
Break glass in case of emergency!
Alright this is another action movie classic, people jumping out windows. This one bothers me more and more as I get older. You ever felt a window to a home, it's thick glass! Those high-rise buildings in New York City or Chicago, people just run into them, they shatter, and the person goes out as smooth as you like, no bounce back, nothing. This one I hope no one has tried.
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Sticking with the breaking glass theme, the next action movie stunt is when people break a window by punching it or slamming their elbow into the glass. You see it all the time, someone wants to break into a car and they just give have a go at it. What usually happens is they punch the window and it just shatters, what I feel like should happen is they punch the window and hurt their hand. If they punch the glass and it breaks there should be tons of blood from all the glass cutting them on the follow through. Like a shit ton of blood! Buckets of the red stuff.
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My arm!?
Dislocating body parts. It happens all the time in movies, a person is in handcuffs, and they just dislocate their thumb to slip their hand out of the cuffs. Now, I lived a considerable out of time, and have seen a fair amount of things, I ain't neva eva seen someone willing dislocate a body part. I guess the reason people do it in movies is dire situations, but Mel Gibson does it for a bet in one of the Lethal Weapon movies, then does it again later in that same movie to get out of his restraints! The only time I've seen someone with a dislocated limb was while watching a professional sports game.
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Now, let's say for arguments sake I believe it's not that difficult or painful to dislocate the body part, what about the way it is put back into place. Surely, this part isn't as easy as banging your shoulder hard against a wall and then it's back in place like it never popped out.